If you build a fence...

If you build a fence, you will want an airstream to go with it.

You will buy an airstream and plant it in your backyard.  

After putting it in the backyard, you will want to cut it open.  

After cutting it open, you will realize that you have a lot of work ahead.  

But then you will work really hard.  And as you work really hard you will realize you have an awesome husband.  

Then you will get excited because your plan is actually coming together and looking awesome.  

You will build a bench.  Then you will want to plant flowers on the roof.  Then you will want to paint. 

Then you will add in a potting shed for your garden supplies and an area for pool equipment storage.  Then you will realize you need electricity for hanging lights.   

Then you will sit back and enjoy your creativity.  You will remember how much you like living in the country.  You will remember to not take life too seriously and to have a little fun.  

And then...God will have a little laugh and ask you to put your house on the market and move to Arkansas.